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“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet you'd best take it out and teach it to dance…” George Bernard Shaw

Welcome to Skeleton Garage
A place for original, uniquely dark, and a bit humorous designs on quality apparel. Whether you need to express that certain edge, or you just think there aren’t enough designer skeleton options out there, or maybe just because it's kind of funny, you've come to the right place. Park your bones in the Skeleton Garage and wear your dark humor!

We invite you to browse through our site and store. Check out the fine Model Gallery showing off our curious variety of animated skeletons on several very comfortable apparel options!  Maybe peruse the Fan Gallery to see the awesome Skeleton Crew Nation all over the world! We invite you to create an account with us if you like, or shop as a guest! Shop with confidence on our secure store site.             

Thank you for visiting, hope we made you grin!